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[–] [email protected] 49 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I never tried to impress women at the gym when I was single. I go to the gym to focus on self improvement. I do not like talking to other people when I’m there. I do not like looking at other people when I’m there. I also know that women at the gym mostly loathe men trying to pick them up there. So basically if you’re at the gym you’re a dude to me. And if you’re a dude don’t talk to me.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Confirmation that the term dude means men as well as women

[–] [email protected] 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I’ve always used dude as a gender neutral term. I call my wife dude.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 12 hours ago (3 children)
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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You only fuck Cruxifux's wife?

Me too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

At least someone does

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

Hell yeah dude

[–] AngryCommieKender 2 points 12 hours ago

Always did. Dude just means "city folk." Hence the Dude Ranches that were popular in the early to mid 20th century