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[–] [email protected] 54 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

How can they be undocumented if they're registered?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

That's not the point.

Currently it is a civil failure to be in the US without papers. This makes it a criminal act to not voluntarily register on this list. Since almost no-one is going to voluntarily register (as it will be akin to loading yourself on a deportation flight immediately), it gives them way more leeway for detention and abuse by labelling them actual criminals.

[–] gAlienLifeform 7 points 18 hours ago

They already routinely pretend that anyone who crosses a border is a criminal in their rhetoric and will find a random bullshit misdemeanor something in 99/100 cases where they want to, but, yeah, this would give them another way to do that. I struggled a bit with laughing at this one because there is a real sinister intent here (thank you for highlighting it btw), but it is also just such smooth brained fascist behavior that I couldn't help myself.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 19 hours ago

If they don't register, they are committing a crime. This bolsters his base by saying that the ones he deported were ones that had committed a crime, and not just any immigrants.