this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2025
29 points (89.2% liked)

Freeze Peach Patriots

162 readers
68 users here now

welcome to chad mctruths truth community
where free speech still exists and critical thinking is encouraged

website for patriots only libs do not click

community rules

patriot pro tip

some acronyms you might see

what to expect

so if youre ready to join the conversation and speak your mind without fear of reprisal then youre in the right place except this is still .world so you gotta follow their tos okay



other stuff

topsyturvy tuesdays - ttt

banned users:

similar communities kind of maybe if they were mashed together:


were only getting paid $11.50/hr to moderate this community so dont expect much from us

founded 1 month ago
MODERATORS
 

dont be a tryhard nerd heres how to be like lightning

  • borrow money from your friends and family until they stop talking to you
  • lie to doctors
  • use a waterpick instead of flossing
  • dont wash your hands unless someones watching
  • dont get car maintenance and just crash it when you need a new one
  • say uh huh every so often when your wife is talking instead of listening

do you know more tips and tricks to be like lightning if so please share them in the comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] hedge_lord 4 points 4 days ago

I always keep a tazer on me. Not for self defense, as I'd be more effective using my fists and the knives I keep taped to them, but so that I can literally jolt myself into action at a moment's notice.

Think about it. Do you want to enter a fight unprepared? No! So go shock yourself with a tazer BEFORE it starts.

It's like an activator for my fight response. A button I can push at any time for free adrenaline. When I walk into the DMV I'll give myself a quick jolt to assert dominance over the office clerks. I'm just too powerful, able to summon a breserker rage at the drop of a dine. Man was never meant to wield such power. Sometimes I set it on a timer to keep me on my toes.