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fuck_around/find_out (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 day ago (1 children)

HAI 1.2
CAN HAS STDIO?
IM IN YR LOOP UPPIN YR VAR TIL BOTH SAEM VAR AN 10
    VISIBLE SUM OF VAR AN 1
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

A perfectly reasonable language. None of this Gen Z rubbish.

Something something better times. Shakes stick at sky.

[–] EntirelyUnlovable 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Kids today just don't know real code

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Hell, kids today don't even number their lines anymore. What's wrong with the world?