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[–] CaptainBlagbird 44 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Well but if you solve 50% of your problems, and then another 50% of the rest, you'll still have some problems left 🙈

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago (2 children)

25%, specifically.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Just buy another book then, you'll have only 12.5% of your problems left.

Hmmm, this is going to take forever...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Better buy all the books and then not start reading even the first one ever.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

No, I will absolutely read the first 2 or 3 pages before I quit.

OK, maybe just the first page.

[–] jaybone 6 points 4 days ago

Pretty soon most of your problems will be related to buying and storing books.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Nah you'll quickly be close enough to functionally have 0 problems.

[–] CaptainBlagbird 3 points 5 days ago

Of the original 100%, yes.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I saw a book titled "How to solve 50% of your problems", so I bought ∞

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Well now you moved the problem forward. The new bottleneck is reading all ∞ books

[–] topherclay 2 points 4 days ago

Zeno is gonna be really upset that you are reading from their diary.

[–] expatriado 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

have to read it in parallel, not in series

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Race condition: You have solved the same 50% problems twice.