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[–] BreadOven -4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why use more words when less work? (I know it's the actual title of the article, no offense towards you, op).

[–] sulgoth 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's newspaper title logic, it's been a thing forever. It was too save space back where every letter counted.

[–] BreadOven 2 points 6 days ago

Yeah. Sorry, I was just being dumb. As I said nothing against OP.