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My job is at a computer. A height adjustable desk and a walking treadmill have revolutionized my life, so good call there.
Shower may be 30 minutes, but you forget the time it takes to mentally prepare to shower. You forget the time spent staring at yourself in the mirror going over every flaw and or singing and dancing. And then once in the shower the time it takes to stand under the hot water and go over old arguments to come up with the ideal comebacks you should have said. When else am I supposed to do that. Though lately I've been using my tablet to watch TV in the shower, so this increases my shower time to about 40 minutes, but I also knock watching TV shows off my list. That was on the list right?
Most people probably don't have to vacuum every day. personally my family keeps bringing home animals. Animals with hair. I've found I do need to vacuum every day and it's still not enough and all my clothes are always covered in cat hair and they get into my feet as sharp little hair splinters. Please send help.
If you live alone then sure that leaves you five hours. If you have kids you'd better spend those five hours with your family! You get maybe one hour after they go to bed, if you're lucky and they went to bed on time and stayed there. You're probably going to need to take the time away from sleepy time.
And weekends are when you make up for that sleep deficit. Oh wait, you can't. The kids get up early and need breakfast. The dogs need to eat and go out. Your wife made plans for all of you. Enjoy your day with the in-laws. What was that you were saying about glazing over?
tl;dr - This is in fact possible if you are a joyless robot
All of my time was the mandatory parts.
The remaining 4 hours is the fun parts, but I never claimed it's four hours straight.
Obviously yeah, some fun there, some fun here, but 4 hours a day of straight up extracurricular time, on weekdays, is tonnes to be fine.
Whether that's sounding time with your family, singing in the shower, jerking off, or taking a nap, whatever.
If I’m showering that day (if I have to go to the office) my shower is six minutes or less hahaha
If I’m showering on a non-office day, the mental preparation is indeed a very long time. But my actual shower is still under ten minutes.