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[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 days ago (9 children)

I'm just gonna put this anecdote out there:

When I first started dating my ex, I wanted him to play through some Dark Souls to see if he had any determination. He failed completely and whined a lot, but I kept dating him anyway. Nearly 5 years later, I ended up leaving him, and a big part of it was his defeatist outlook and complete lack of willpower.

I'm not saying being bad at Dark Souls is a red flag, but I think girlie would be justified in getting out now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

the problem that i have, is that i'd have to be good at it, and enjoy it to be capable of playing it for an extended period of time, i would probably fail darksouls instantly, because i suck at competitive combat, shits too stressful for me, but if you sat me in front of (technical) minecraft or factorio i could cook like a motherfucker. There are different types of challenges, some people like combat, some people like analytical, and some people (me) really fucking enjoy implementation challenges.

You definitely need a better litmus test i think.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I've 100%'d all 3 souls games.

Can we date (As an experiment)? I suspect dating someone with the obsessive qualities to do this is also frustrating.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I've only 100%'d DS1, so I'm pretty impressed by your ability. I'm not obsessive enough over most of the franchise to get 100%, namely because there's sections of DS2 and DS3 I don't love replaying, but I love DS1 to death so I wanted to have the Dark Soul achievement.

Anyway, if you wanna shoot your shot dm me, just know you gotta be cool with bussy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Bitch, I don't care what colour your snatch is, but you better be stacked like the Asylum Demon.

Lay down some soapstone for me and I'll drop into your ass like I start that fight.

When I'm done with you, you'll be begging for NG+

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

4 real people read that and thought "great!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I read that whole thing in public and I think I'm gonna have to turn my phone off now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

This would never happen on Reddit.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Y'know it was another one of his failings, not really? He was very big on railing me, but not super big on lubing me up properly with his fingers first.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Sounds like a selfish dick, glad you kicked him to the curb.

Though 5 years? That's a long time to put up with that nonsense, you must have a very strong sense of loyalty.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But here's the thing - I didn't enjoy dark souls when I tried, but I do enjoy other games that are very difficult for me and where I need to be determined to win

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

That's fair, and that's why I stayed with him for 5 years after watching him ragequit after losing 15 times to Asylum Demon. I was hopeful that it was just him bouncing off the game, and I also assumed he'd have other moments where he could show me what he was worth under stress. He never did, and eventually I became fully responsible for the both of us.

Like I said, being bad at DS isn't a red flag. Having no determination and constantly giving up at the first sign of adversity is a red flag. There's a very faint correlation between the two, but that's all.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

It's probably more seeing how he reacts when frustrated that's the red flag.

If he kept his composure until he eventually stopped playing and said "I don't think this is my type of game", that would have been a more mature approach to the issue than whining.

[–] BreadOven 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Just gotta git gud. Maybe he needed to level ADP.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I'm not a monster, I'd never start a man off on DS2.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Playing games in relationships to the next level!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like he dodged a bullet

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't think he dodged much, that was the issue.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

He did the most important dodge of all, dodging the gf playing weird games with their relationship. What a nutcase lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This guy gave up at Sens Fortress.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I've never played the souls games for the same reason I generally don't play horror games, I just don't think I'd enjoy it so I just watch people play games like that on twitch.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wow, way to assume. You also missed the point, I didn't play any weird games with him and regret it, because it would've ended a bad relationship much sooner.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 4 days ago

You are a walking red flag lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hmm, I rage quit when the game crashed right as I was about to accomplish something I had been failing at for hours, and I haven't touched the game since. I have finished similarly difficult games though.

Am I salvageable?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Were you playing Remastered or Prepare to Die? If it was the OG Prepare to Die release...yeah that thing is a buggy mess and you'd probably have further frustrations with it later on. Remastered doesn't crash very often though, and the game is pretty good about saving progress, you could've hopped back on!

You also probably didn't have a cute boy cheering you on and trying to motivate you to improve either, which I really think would improve the experience of failing to kill Asylum Demon, but I don't think my ex agreed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I think it was Prepare to Die on XBox 360. My XBox also had trouble reading disks, so it could also be the disk drive.

I have since purchased on PC and will give it another shot at some point, I think my anger has subsided over the past 10 years.

And not sure a cute boy would help, I'm more into women 😜

But either my SO or one of my kids cheering me on would certainly help. I did crush the Asylum Demon, I rage quit somewhere on the tower. I've since played several difficult-ish games (Ys series esp Ys1 and Ys Origin, Furi, Titan Souls), I just haven't gotten back to DS.