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I've only 100%'d DS1, so I'm pretty impressed by your ability. I'm not obsessive enough over most of the franchise to get 100%, namely because there's sections of DS2 and DS3 I don't love replaying, but I love DS1 to death so I wanted to have the Dark Soul achievement.
Anyway, if you wanna shoot your shot dm me, just know you gotta be cool with bussy.
Bitch, I don't care what colour your snatch is, but you better be stacked like the Asylum Demon.
Lay down some soapstone for me and I'll drop into your ass like I start that fight.
When I'm done with you, you'll be begging for NG+
4 real people read that and thought "great!"
I read that whole thing in public and I think I'm gonna have to turn my phone off now.
Five!
This would never happen on Reddit.