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Where else am i to get my required daily dose of microplastic?
Car tire dust. Most of the plastic in your body comes from car tires
Just inhale. Especially if you are in a closed environment without proper ventilation. Many clothing are made with synthetic fiber blends, so there is plastic micro fibers in every home.
You can choose not to buy polyester clothing. Most of mine is cotton.
Ah, but car tires are the #1 cause of microplastic pollution and in the US there aren't any cities that are car free
Drinking water?
Eating animals and plants