this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2025
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[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)

I mean, nobody wants to pull out with the unspeakable on their unit.

That smell is an immediate mood-killer ๐Ÿ˜…

[โ€“] BonesOfTheMoon 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (7 children)

I don't understand anal at all. It hurts and there's poop.

The drag queen Vanjie says she uses a teaspoon of mouthwash to douche with. O.o.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

It hurts and there's poop.

Only if you do it wrong.

That's like saying "I don't understand baking at all. It hurts like hell when you pull that burning hot sheet out of the oven!"

[โ€“] BonesOfTheMoon 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

No thanks. Anything that requires that much work to have sex is not appealing to me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Maybe put mittens on before you pull out the hot sheet?

[โ€“] FauxLiving 3 points 3 weeks ago

No thanks. Anything that requires that much work to bake is not appealing to me.

[โ€“] ZoopZeZoop 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well, it's not necessary for everyone. That's cool. You do you, friend.

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