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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Florida is America’s wang. You know it, I know it, and the American people know it.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago

Nah, MoonPieTown is America’s wang.

[–] over_clox 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fun fact: Florida used to be longer. Go ahead, look up the maps from the 1800s...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You mean moonpietown used to be longer?

[–] over_clox 7 points 1 week ago

Yes, Moonpietown used to be longer, until they cut their nuts off and donated them to Mississippi and Alabama.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

From now on, America means everything from the continents except the USA. Which is now called the Boo S A

[–] Lost_My_Mind 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No it's not. It's the butthole. There's nothing but shit in it!

Washington DC is the wang. Thats where America fucks everyone from.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

So to explain the shape it is America's prolapsed colon?