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The government doesn't use SQL (programming.dev)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Easy. Just defragment the kernel flux, water root but do not saturate the soil, and then set the virtual tensors to sigWumbo++. If you saturated root then set the tensors to asyncoMumbo-- to account for the extra conductivity. After that refragment the kernel flux because it was happy that way.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Wumbo++ is by far my favorite development tool

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Ah, a fellow wombologist!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Does Wumbo# count? I'd like to be part of something

[–] [email protected] 3 points 40 minutes ago

Only Wumbo number 5.