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According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (8 children)

People yell at you if you use an excel spreadsheet as a database

[–] moseschrute 4 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Does anyone yell if I use SQL?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
[–] moseschrute 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Wow wow what did sqlite ever do to you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I have seen some unholy things done with it.

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