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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I think the idea is that the person would go through the tedious work of removing all the stringy bits from an orange on the other person's behalf.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

My pervert brain first saw it as a metaphor for shaving everything.

But for most people that would count as "tedious work" too, so the underlying message would be the same either way.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're not the only one with a pervy brain. I thought it was a metaphor for sex.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought someone was going to fuck the orange and was terribly confused.

[–] udon 2 points 1 week ago

I suggest a grapefruit

[–] shadow_wanker 5 points 1 week ago

That’s beautiful

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Looks like a tangerine. Still tedious, but much easier than an orange.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] edg 9 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

because the stringy bits, like the rind, are bitter, which changes the flavour of the fruit.

[–] ylph 8 points 1 week ago

For most citrus the pith has no flavor at all, definitely not bitter. Most people object to the texture and blandness/lack of flavor, which I can understand. I have a bunch of citrus trees in my yard, and learned to not mind the pith, mainly due to laziness (I eat a lot of oranges) - and it's a good source of fiber.

[–] FooBarrington 3 points 1 week ago

That's beautiful

[–] surewhynotlem 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You either don't have kids, or they're not horribly picky eaters like mine.

The stringy bits of an orange are tedious to remove. But if you ask my children, they're also poisonous and taste like death.

[–] VindictiveJudge 4 points 1 week ago

They're pretty bitter when you're young, but your taste buds usually become less sensitive to it as you age.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also comes to mind: grapefruit method

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I can still hear her in my mind....