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[–] WoodScientist 108 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

...Says the talking sex doll masquerading as a reporter.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Must be a cheap model. Fox should spend a little more on their sex dolls.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago

I can’t put my finger on it but something about these people look like they’re wearing human skin. What polluted swamp did they crawl out of?