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I can't browse lemmy or play phone games while I read docs, but I can while I wait for the program to compile, load itself into a docker container, deploy to the test server, load my browser, and then fail to have fixed that bug I was looking at. Oh well, let me change one character and try again, it only takes about 15 minutes per attempt.
Doing this exact thing, right at the moment I'm reading this. Oof. Time to get my shit together lol.
What a horrible pipeline you have. There's surely some way you could speed up that process?
compiling is like doing a poo at work. you could do it faster if you tried, but it's much more fun to browse your phone instead
Meh, I guess I've been at much more humane workplaces, where it feels nicer to get my work done efficiently and then no one cares if I leave much earlier.
Hold onto that, those are diamonds in the rough!
And cut into their Lemmy time? Inconceivable!