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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Does someone tie your shoes for you, or are they Velcro?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

ZeroCool your username has lost all credibility since a couple of hours. you are, in fact, cool

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is that your level of humor? Now I get why you got all triggered by a joke you couldn't understand lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Holy shit you’re still in this thread crying? Christ. I’m just gonna go ahead and block you, it’s abundantly clear you’re a vacuous knob and there’s nothing to gain by interacting with you.