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[–] cm0002 77 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Uncensored version

[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Ow, my eyes! Censor your fucking shame, you damn poop-eating bastard child birthed from your mother's poopy asshole!

[–] jaybone 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It’s opening a portal to hell.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Oh god.

Oh god no.

One of the demons got loose!

No! Don't ask him about his private jet!

Goddamnit.

Now we've got to reboot Buffy.

[–] criss_cross 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

A clean version that everyone can enjoy

[–] gofsckyourself 13 points 5 days ago

Dear fucking God. How dare you post that disgusting filth. Get that fucking ifunny shit out of my meme

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You are a hero.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Wouldn't even be surprised if they wore a cape.