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Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse (www.mcsweeneys.net)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

It’s been obvious for years that the US system was declining with great waste and sluggishness. For example, did you know that before DOGE came along, government spending was influenced by an ad hoc network of billionaires behind campaign contributions, dark money groups, and shadowy think tanks? It’s far more efficient to reduce redundancy by placing the entire US Treasury under the centralized control of just one billionaire private citizen (me).

Pretty sure this is literally what he's thinking.