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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I feel like you're probably joking but that's a possum, not a doggo.

I was gonna make a joke about not trying to pet one of those or you might get rabies, but it actually seems that they have natural resistance to rabies and are generally pretty chill animals. TIL.

https://www.humanesociety.org/resources/what-do-about-opossums

[–] tourist 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Managed to confuse someone besides myself while high

fuck yeah I think that could be an achievement

business acumen or something idk I'm high as fuck

tldr yeah was just being silly I know those aren't dogs.

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While looking for an opossum meme on my phone, not finding it between all the Luigi Mangione memes, and taking one from Google images instead, I had an introspective thought. Apologies if the confusion thing came off as rude. I did not intend to insult you, I just intended on celebrating my silly.

With high doses of cannabis, for me, it's "think fun thoughts = feel good feelings". Sorry if I made you feel bad feelings. You got a really cool instance name, if that could possibly lift the mood and undo emotional damage. Also, I'm not just saying that. It's cyberpunk af which is sick as hell homie

an image of an opossum, "I captioned one day I'll shut up. Not today though." By the way, sorry if this is bad etiquette for accessibility use, but could you let me know if I can provide any help as someone with some JavaScript programming experience. I promise to not be intentionally cognitively quagmired.

(As caused by my mind-altering chemical intake)

(That previous additional caption joke was a coincidence, I did not know what the caption was before writing the accessibility description)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

God damn you really do be litty right now.

I didn't take it as rude or insulting at all, you're just overthinking and paranoid bc you're high af.

Plus I've already taken an immense amount of abuse on Lemmy because I'm an admin, people always end up popping off on me no matter what I do. I see you've been here a long time so you may remember a few months after the APIcalypse when trolls were spamming the most disgusting stuff and I had to keep banning them as quickly as I could. This guy took it personally 😂

[–] tourist 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Turds gushing like a broken damn

Uhh, I guess one could argue that it's poetic? Like he knows he's a piece of shit. He knows there are other pieces of shit. But he's too stupid to know that there are probably admins in multiple time zones when you go to sleep, NLP-powered blacklists and other automod tools. (I'm assuming)

wait did he set his username to specifically call you a slur?

we are definitely not smoking the same strain

probably not even smoking the same substance

I don't mean crack or bath salts or whatever

I mean like, carbon monoxide, leaded gasoline and rare deliriants.

Didn't know I was talking to a mod, so wasn't intending to ass-kiss. Uh let me say something to prove I'm not biased but not break the rules.

Your 2nd favourite song probably isn't all that great

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Yea he kept making new accounts and I kept banning them, so then he did that. Well, good luck with the rare deliriants my friend. Pour one out for me.

[–] MutilationWave 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Possums are awesomes! Possums eat ticks and other stuff you don't want around and are immune to rabies. Good animal to share space with.