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Elon Puts Kid Who Just Graduated From High School in Charge of Disemboweling the US Government (futurism.com)

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[–] givesomefucks 105 points 1 week ago (11 children)

"One, a senior adviser to the director, is a 21-year-old whose online resume touts his work for Palantir," per Wired, while another "who reports directly to Scales, graduated from high school in 2024." A copy of the latter's resume include his summer internship with Musk's Neuralink, alongside jobs as — we assure you that we are not joking — a camp counselor and bike mechanic.

Although both these tykes are ostensibly poised to rip and tear through America's federal agencies, Wired declined to name them "because of their ages" — a somewhat baffling choice given that both appear to be of legal age. (And if they're not, well, that's a much bigger problem.)

At least the 5th article shitting on wired for not naming them...

But no one else has the names besides Wired?

Like, I agree they should disclose the names, but I don't understand why no one else can find out who these "kids" are.

[–] Dagnet 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

High school in the US goes up until you are 20? Or was he behind a couple of years

[–] givesomefucks 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

while another “who reports directly to Scales, graduated from high school in 2024.

So two people.

In the quoted part it only gives the age of the 21 year old, and says when the 19 year old graduated.