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Elon Puts Kid Who Just Graduated From High School in Charge of Disemboweling the US Government (futurism.com)

submitted 13 hours ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24940002

What's the federal budget for sippy cups?

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[–] givesomefucks 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Apparently he had an internship at neurolink?

With people like this you just have to get in their orbit and tell them what they want to hear.

Musk has always wanted children to think he's cool, and he weirdly does a good job of appealing to them. So I guess be as young as possible and tell him his a multi-talented genius and voice of his generation?

Just throw all your integrity out the window basically

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

It's the second time I heard about this internship under the post about the same article, and the more I hear about it, the darker my feelings grow about this first Musk's fuckup at calling a child rescuer a pedophile. This accusation is empty, yet it won't surprise anyone if he does that too.