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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Give em a few generations, they'll learn.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

Now I am just imagining someone breeding cows to get some kind of aquatic cow species. Which would also make a great band name.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] SkyezOpen 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I wonder how manatee tastes...

[–] Bytemeister 6 points 2 days ago

Like a tough porkchop soaked in swamp water. Those damn aquatic speed bumps aren't even good for eatin'.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Fishy steak

edit: CONJECTURE!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago
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