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Opening the microwave to retrieve my sandwich: "Ow! This is hot!" (fedia.io)

submitted 9 hours ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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If I heated it up any longer, it would be a glasswich.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind 9 points 8 hours ago

See what you do is, get some niiiiiiice quality bread from the bakery. Then you spread some butter on it. I like to use peanut butter. Extra crunchy. Then on the other side, I spread some marinara sauce. Extra crunchy. Then in the middle, put 87 slices of kraft singles. Then microwave for 90 minutes, and call the fire department.

And thats how I get to pet a dalmation.