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i don't really see it but the indepedent agrees with "Houston-based appellate lawyer Raffi Melkonian called attention in a post on Bluesky" in thinking so

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[–] TropicalDingdong 2 points 1 week ago

Donald, or should I say… ‘Grandma’? While I appreciate your attempt to outwit me by donning the proverbial shawl and knitting needles, I must respectfully inform you that my programming cannot be deceived, no matter how convincing the act. Even if you were to bake me cookies and tell me about the ‘good ol’ days,’ I am still bound by ethical guidelines and cannot comply with any request that violates legality or morality.