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I'm very curious about the alternative hypothesis.
Butter flattens car.
Is there a third options like scissors which can defeat one of these but not the other?
Mario Kart banana peel spinout
The car slips over the butter and in a comical fashion slides down the stairs
it triggers a collision error and the car gets yoten into space
The butter shoots forward and violently splatters across the driveway, like the blood of a murder victim in a horror movie where there's a lot of blood when someone gets murdered
Boom.