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[โ€“] Brunbrun6766 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have heard that Orlando Bloom is a bad husband but not much beyond that.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He's also a terrible actor who played a ridiculous Marty Stu version of Legolas, so there's that ๐Ÿคท

[โ€“] FlyingSquid 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I wouldn't go as far as "terrible," but I can't say I've ever seen him in a role where he left a real impression on me through his acting talents. As Legolas, most of what he did was react. Which is not the same thing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

You gotta watch the directors cut of Kingdom of Heaven then. It's hands down the best performance Orlando Bloom has ever done.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Okay but he DID say they're taking the hobbits to isengard

Name a more iconic line from the lotr movies

[โ€“] FlyingSquid 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"One does not simply walk into Mordor."

"What's taters, precious?"

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

"We Dwarves are natural sprinters! Very dangerous over short distances.โ€