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It works every time (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/[email protected]

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[–] Tylerdurdon 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is way off. Everybody knows the best way is to tell her to calm down. If it doesn't work the first time or seems to have the opposite effect, just do it again. Keep doing it and she will eventually stop.

[–] rovingnothing29 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't forget to point out that they're being irrational.

[–] The_v 3 points 1 week ago

And ask if it's that time of the month.

[–] spankmonkey 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Works on men too!

With men make sure to point out that they are scaring everyone by showing any emotion other than feigned happiness. Women aren't threatening enough to need the extra step.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I like to go for sexual advances. Still working on the specific lines, but I'm sure to find a winner soon. ;)