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no he's not. first of all throwing your heart isn't even a thing as a gesture. but even if it were, no one would do it in a such violent manner, pounding the chest and making a perfect nazi salute with the hand flat, not even how a hand would be shaped after throwing literally anything.
he did it with such force, in fact, that he grunted while he did it. and a lip bite. because he's a fucking dork and he was too excited to win back the nazis after the visa debacle. none of this follows a so called heart throwing sentiment.
and also that's not a fucking thing.
oh and he alludes to the 14 words as well.
and one of the first things he did when he was forced to buy Twitter was unban nazis.
and also he highlighted several nazis and publicly agreed with them when they openly posted jq shit.
you can't gaslight normal people on this. we're not fascists like the republican party and its constituence, and we're not corporations that would benefit from a fascist state. fuck you.
"no one would" so you speak for everyone now?
lol
i guess you think that way that everyone must be how you think... delusional
no, just people who can think.
funny how you ignored everything else. what a stupid way to say "I have nothing". he's a nazi. we knew he was before this.
No he made an awkward gesture. This isn't definitive of anything.
You guys just hump to conclusions and only see one thing
"awkward gesture" lol yeah I know the talking point, you don't need to parrot it. generally I would it is pretty awkward to do nazi salutes, but not in republican inauguration. I think it was pretty appropriate and followed everything musk has already been doing. which is why you keep dodging that part.
It's not definitive.
it is absolutely, unambiguously 100% definitive to literally everyone who has at least a single eye and two brain cells to rub together.
It is uncertain and unless you're a fascist control freak, it's open to interpretation.
no it's not, and "saying this fascist thing is fascist is itself fascist" is not as clever as you think; it's the most tired, baby brained cover that fascists use and it doesn't work.
Well no it's true. You guys won't even entertain that or could be a misinterpretation. Which makes you fascist. Black and white fascists. And anyone who doesn't absolutely agree with you, you lambast. Another fascist thing. Your way or no way.
that's not what fascist means.