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Florida woman arrested with drugs in bag labeled 'Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs', deputies say (www.fox35orlando.com)

submitted 5 days ago by FlyingSquid to c/nottheonion

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And yes, you have heard this story before. But this one is just for the ladies.

https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2024/10/officers-seize-bag-with-definitely-not-a-bag-full-of-drugs-printed-on-it-and-it-was-full-of-drugs-police-bureau-says.html

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I think they made a mistake, the bag specifically says it's not full of drugs and everybody knows that bags, being inanimate objects, don't have the ability to lie

[–] Lost_My_Mind 10 points 5 days ago

But cops do. Cops lie all the time.