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Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (14 children)

I think they mean Home Depot?

[–] Death_Equity 12 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Menards(a Midwestern regional version of Home Depot) has a grocery section including hygiene products. If you are a single guy working on your house, it is almost a one stop shop for all your needs except alcohol.

You can buy tools, plumbing supplies, a grill, patio furniture, ratchet straps, a cask of cheese balls, shower soap, beef jerky, and a plant to show how nurturing you are.

[–] abrake 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So it's kind of like a real life Food n' Stuff?

[–] marlowe221 3 points 1 week ago

It’s where I get my food. And most of my stuff.

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