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Champagne sales sink because people don’t want to celebrate (edition.cnn.com)

submitted 6 days ago by cm0002 to c/nottheonion

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[–] SocialMediaRefugee 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Just one bottle each?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Yeah, there are just so many terrible people that I limit myself to one bottle each, makes it easier when I find a real bastard to dedicate another bottle to.