Comic Strips

13252 readers

3108 users here now

Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.

The rules are simple:

The post can be a single image, an image gallery, or a link to a specific comic hosted on another site (the author's website, for instance).
The comic must be a complete story.
If it is an external link, it must be to a specific story, not to the root of the site.
You may post comics from others or your own.
If you are posting a comic of your own, a maximum of one per week is allowed (I know, your comics are great, but this rule helps avoid spam).
The comic can be in any language, but if it's not in English, OP must include an English translation in the post's 'body' field (note: you don't need to select a specific language when posting a comic).
Politeness.
Adult content is not allowed. This community aims to be fun for people of all ages.

Web of links

[email protected]: "I use Arch btw"
[email protected]: memes (you don't say!)

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

lawrence

467

If men flirted like birds (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by Dunkan2 to c/comicstrips

46 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Ehh....

https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1992-05-10-we-2559-story.html

The Duck Wars : Mating season is a brutal time for the female birds, who often are injured or die. Residents along the canals have created a sanctuary.

This is mating season, and, as the ducks’ human friends will tell you, it’s no Disney movie. These are ducks out of a Far Side cartoon, says one observer: They should have jackets that read “Hell’s Waterfowl.”

The ducks of the Venice canals, most of them crossbred mallards officially known as urban domesticated ducks, engage in mating behavior that is hard on the females in the best of times. A female that wanders near a group of males will be mounted again and again. Females that escape alive drag themselves out of the water stripped of the feathers on their heads and backs. Some lose an eye.

[–] Lemminary 50 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You can't just leave out the most important part!

The ducks' dicks, which are surprisingly long and twisting, will forcefully and rapidly grow inside the female. I can only imagine the pain and the struggle. This has led to an evolutionary arms race between the sexes, where females have evolved dead-ends in their vaginas in an effort to curb impregnation from rape.

Isn't nature wonderful?

[–] deathmetal27 2 points 6 hours ago

Reminds me of that "Scientifically accurate Duck Tales" animation. It's nearly impossible to find these days.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Corkscrew penis is what it's called at least in Germany and I think this is pretty accurate...

[–] Lost_My_Mind 8 points 1 day ago

Daaaaaaaamn. This should be a horror movie concept. A group of college students on campus hear stories of wild orgies down by the lake.

The ones who investigate and participate enter a world of pain. An orgy so hardcore, body hair gets ripped off, and you're lucky to make it out alive.

Like Freddie Kruger, but horny!