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I had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife. (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by BonesOfTheMoon to c/microblogmemes

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 3 days ago (16 children)

I witnessed a fatal lathe accident. The kind that would have easily been featured in rotten.com back in the day. They shut the whole shop down and noone worked for a month. It was awful.

[–] Zannsolo 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yikes, remember kids no loose items near the violently spinning things.

I used to be a plumber and spent a lot of time running a pipe threader all I ever thought about while using it was if I mess up this thing will force my body through a 5 in gap.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

if i mess up, this thing will force my body through a 5 in. gap.

which isn't totally unfeasable

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Jesus. What a way to go

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

like a hotdog in a shop vac, crummy way to go really

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

At least the hot dog is still edible

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

I'm sure some sea creatures were more than happy to eat pureed human

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