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Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: 'When you lock things up…you don't sell as many of them’ (fortune.com)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

10 minutes for a bottle of alcohol? That's bullshit. I've never seen a place where the liquor is locked up near me.

[–] Jumpingspiderman 1 points 1 minute ago

Yup. It’s TOTAL bullshit. I felt like I was in some place like Pakistan where they keep the booze locked up and you have to tell them how many Units you require and then they go and get it for you. But worse, because they never fucking get it for you at lockup Target.