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[–] Jumpingspiderman 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Target near me has all the booze locked up. They have a button you can press to get an employee to open the cases for you to buy something. I waited 10 minutes for someone to come and open up the case to buy a bottle of Campari. Nobody ever showed up. I wrote Target to tell them I'll be looking elsewhere from now on for any item they keep in a case.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

10 minutes for a bottle of alcohol? That's bullshit. I've never seen a place where the liquor is locked up near me.