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[–] frog_brawler 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Sounds like his job should be converted to an AI bot. This fucker makes how much money, and didn’t identify any of the problems that regular people in this thread easily identified? Turn his role into AI. Save the share holders his salary.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

That's what happens when you make so much money you no longer remember what it's like to shop for necessities.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I can make thr same dumbass decisions for half the price.

[–] jj4211 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fun thing is that you could probably make an AI say they need more locking or none at all. There's coherent words toward either strategy, and LLMs only care about making coherent words. So I guess just like most CEOs...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

LLMs are not the only form of AI. They're just the one that's most visible to the public right now

[–] jj4211 0 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

But they are the only sort that would be applicable to the suggestion of "replace CEO with AI" today.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

They quite literally would not be.