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[–] LovableSidekick 77 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (10 children)

Exactly - you see the little lock thing on the display and you're like, aww shit I have to go find an employee, nevermind.

edit: Urban Anarchy idea - get some of those locks and randomly stick them on display cases!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (3 children)

"I don't want to bother them, they're busy"

[–] Zomg 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Bruhh 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

And they're people. Ever since automatic checkout, I can get out there without talking to a single soul.

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