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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How will insurance companies survive once they only start to cover things that rarely ever happen and people no longer purchase insurance?

[–] psycho_driver 30 points 2 days ago

Simple. They'll lobby the government to pass laws making having their insurance mandatory.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

They'll lie- I'm sorry- market their products in New Ways