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[–] FlashMobOfOne 28 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I would have so much more respect for this douche if he was doing all this in a legitimately scientific way with the purpose of benefiting humanity.

But nope, he's just deeply insecure about aging and is fine with burning money and experimenting on himself in order to feel better about it.

[–] stoly 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don’t forget stealing his child’s blood.

[–] lunar17 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey! They consented! Supposedly.

[–] stoly 3 points 2 days ago

I'll take "Coerced" for $500, Alex.

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