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JFK to LAX, any % of passengers.
If it was any% of plane, there are some creative launching strategies we could explore.
And landing
Boeing has entered the chat
Used to lead big hikes. We had an "80% return rate is good". Partial bodies counted.
Yes, this was a joke for attendees.
It's funny that you can have a 99% return rate and everyone is dead because they are missing a main artery or something
Works for me. Just gotta meet those numbers.
By any % of passengers, You mean seats filled, or do You mean arrive with a different amount that You took off with?
Yes.
Literally just gun it towards the landing strip at full speed to save one framerule
Does the run end when you touch the ground, or do you have to actually make it to the gate?
With the new gateless skip it's basically the same exact time. You clip right into the gate
Guys, I think I know what happened to that plane in SK...