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Not an original thought among them. Just make up some bro-science about manliness, because that’s what you imagine about yourself, and indicate that nobody else meets this fictional standard. Nevermind you wouldn’t last 5 minutes in a closed room with a psychotic housecat. Guess he skipped using terms like “Alpha” male and “Beta”, but it’s the same old shit.