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“Companies need more masculine energy” says CEO lacking ‘human energy’ (chaser.com.au)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

That's probably why Bill Gates set up his foundation. He wasn't allowed to grow his empire, so he decided to go the Carnegie route.