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Zuck seems bored. Maybe he should donate his fortune and start over. Prove he is the shit.
He will need to change his name, and shave his head, and not us his contacts (humans, not lenses).
That's probably why Bill Gates set up his foundation. He wasn't allowed to grow his empire, so he decided to go the Carnegie route.