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“Companies need more masculine energy” says CEO lacking ‘human energy’ (chaser.com.au)

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Company launches new dress code for men to increase masculinity in the workplace ..... all males are now required to wear just a small loin cloth and cover themselves with oil.

[–] graycube 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Scented oil?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bacon grease

[–] horse_battery_staple 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

While it may not be technically a scent, it is definitely a smell and absolutely a vibe. None of those good though.

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