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Anon remembers kindergarten (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 131 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I really want this to be fake and gay.

[–] RightHandOfIkaros 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Anything can be fake and gay as long as you post "fake and gay" first in the replies.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

However tbh, this is the least fake and gay 4Chan post I've read since RIP EB.

I feel for OP.

[–] toynbee 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What is RIP EB?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'll take the plunge and try:

  • fake: got nothin'
  • gay: OP wasn't old enough to have sexual feelings, so this experience likely turned them off relationships w/ women

I feel bad for OP. If this story is fake, good job sir or ma'am, you have the makings of a great author.