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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you hate the taste of scrum give SAFe a try! (but really, please don't)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I just left a SAFe company! God the system was awful!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I believe that the problem with agile is that it's not enough like waterfall. That's why SAFe is for me.

So glad we dropped that shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It doesn't really matter what they call it. Companies that want to be waterfall (or more accurately, whose executives want waterfall style commitments) are going to be waterfall even if they call it Scrum.