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[–] Valmond 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Nothing is 100% safe, with the curious exception of ultrasound which is considered 100% safe.

Edit: obviously don't take medical advice from trump or any other idiot, go to the doctor, take your vaccines and keep calm when sick.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I don't think it'd be very safe to consume an ultrasound. Sounds like a lot of metal and plastic leading to intestinal blockages at best.