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Anon gets corrected (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 5 days ago (28 children)

I always "y'all" and I'm not even from the south.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (5 children)

In parts of the south "y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)

What?

[–] sandalbucket 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

“Would ya’ll like a soda?” Vs. “Would all ya’ll like a soda?” - one of these means everyone shares one soda, the other means each person gets their own - but I don’t know which is which :O

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

You misspelled coke. Nobody says "soda" in the south, coke covers that. You have sprite coke, root beer coke, etc.